The worst "please kill me now" moment you've ever experienced?

i lost my bestfriend 4 years ago in an argument. i havent seen her since. no talking. NOTHING. id rather die. but...in the back of my mind.. i know ill see her again. i cant give up

Glandular fever I actually didn't consume for three weeks. I would not get up or raise my body. My eyes could no longer stand any form of gentle so I had to have some form of canopy over my eyes 24/7. I was once taken to sanatorium and had a protracted keep.. They needed to put me on a drip for every week straight. I used to be hallucinating since of all of the treatment... Awful. After I obtained dwelling it took me 9 months to wholly recuperate and obtain back my usual weight..

Honestly, I've had so many of those moments. It's like a part of life. I've had some less serious and some very serious. Since you seem to be asking for funny/childhood memories i'll share one of mine.

One time I threw a huge party while my mom was gone. We called it a "system" party where everyone brought over their video game system and hooked it up in a different room. One tv per system. Then we played video games, ate snacks, etc. My mom was very strict growing up and my mean old neighbor on the first floor of our complex knew that. So I had my party, cleaned up and my siblings & I waited for my mom to come home so we could go outside and play as if nothing happened. As we were coming own the stairs, the old lady asked us if our mom could come downstairs. I knew something was very wrong. lol. Well my mom did come, despite my tries to act as if she couldn't come down -_- long story short, I got the asz whooping of my life. Worst part about it? the old lady was complaining so loud about "people coming in and out of our home" that all of my neighborhood friends knew. So when my mom called my name from our front door and told me to go upstairs, everyone knew exactly what was waiting. The worst beating of my life. I was 13 years old lol.

When I began culinary school, every damn day for the first 2 months.

They have to teach you regulations and stuff before you can even cook. Imagine sitting in a plastic chair for half of the day listening to nothing but handwashing regulations (and most of it is common sense).

So yeah, I was doing my homework lol for English and Math. I was rushing a little bit, too. Well, the next day came, I went in my classroom to turn in my English essay. Later, my teacher was like "What's up with these math equations?" haha I accidentally combined Math with English. xD

I was inside dunkin donuts, and I was saying some stupid off the wall inside joke to who I thought was my brother, turned out to be some humongous black dude I didn't know. I should of looked up first, my brother was on the other side of the place. LMAO!

I opened the wrong door.

i was laughing in front of the guy i like and i snorted really loud.

I got caught "choking the chicken".

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