can i cook bacon in my girlfriend's kosher vegetarian kitchen while she's out of town?

You could, and I agree that nobody will be any the wiser, but it wouldn't be a very nice thing to do now, would it?

To start with, i might like to state that i am jealous of your left arm. Secondly, boil some cinnamon sticks (in water inside of a pot). The cinnamon must cancel the Beaverbrook odor. While you "wake up" with everybody else to the linger scent, state that any person broke in and baked during the night.

"And she probably is having some sausage out of town. "

You know the answer mentioning was using sausage as a euphemism for penis, right?

Here is the question:

Are you for your girlfriend or against her? The answer will help you know if you should cook bacon.

Why not, she's probably enjoying some sausage while she's out of town and you'll never know.

Um, that would be considered disrespectful of her food needs.

Jesus, dude, that's her sh*t, be respectful. Though I do agree the sky fairy is only in one's imagination, you should still respect her stuff.

go for it she will never know.......but if you ever split up make sure you tell her what you done :)

It will be dishonest on your part.