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Addicted to eating rotting earlobes?

It all started one day 3 weeks ago when my best friend and I were really drunk and he dared me to dig up a corpse in the graveyard and eat its earlobe. I chose Maria Gonzalez, dead since June 19, 1998. Surprisingly, it tasted amazing. I have been digging up corpses and eating earlobes ever sense. Should I see a psychiatrist? Please help! I don't know what's going on!

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  • 9 years ago
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    This is perfectly normal behavior. A moderate snack several times a day is key to keeping you matabalism up. But just to confirm, you are a zombie, correct?

    Source(s): Zombie Men's Health magazine
  • Anon
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    You better be trollingD':

    I think I just puked a little bit..

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