Are you ready for the gay superduck Apocalypse?

Why do you ask weird question?

While I'm tempted to say, "I don't give a flying duck," and just leave it at that... I will add that the gay superduck Apocaypse does have an upside. Daffy could run for office and do a better job than the current occupant. If America was ready for a Black President, why not a black duck for President? Uncle Scrooge McDuck would be required to pay into income tax thus helping to reduce the deficit. We can look forward to more musical hits like "Disco Duck." As we all know, drivers on our roadways will be more polite. After all, who hasn't seen entire lines of traffic stop for a mama duck crossing the road with her babies. Since ducks are vegetarians, we won't have as many cattle which means less cow farts... global warming resolved.

Hmmmm.... This might not be such a bad idea.

Ooooh.... Oooooh Here's another idea: Donald Duck could be Daffy's Press Secretary. He'd make more sense than Jay Carney on a good day!