when i fart it hurts?

Try some pepto bismal or drinking cranberry juice..cranberry juice can help clean out your system. If you feel sick try the B.R.A.T. diet..(Bananas , Rice, Applesauce, Toast).. Just until you start feeling better. Good luck, and hope you feel better soon!

You had a farting problem when you asked us this question 2 weeks ago, I think it was the same time you asked a question about coming to england to find big breasted woman and just before that you were telling us that you are disabled and your ex wife want a lot of money from your benefits for child support for your two kids and now you are telling us your wife has just had a baby and she wont put out but earlier you said she is a stay at home with your 2 kids and you are having problems with your tax return? Weird life you have. lol

Your personal plumbing is stopped up. Your pipes are clogged. You're constipated!

your constipated

eat some veggies and drink water

sit on toilet

if all else try castor oil