I think I have the answer that 1/2 the country has been seeking. Do you think I'm onto something here?

I keep hearing the news media and conservatives asking why it was that Romney lost the election. Well, about 2 months ago Obama had a fund-raising contest where you could play a game of pick-up basketball with him. They wanted you to donate to enter but you didn't have to (actually, he lied in the contest rules, but that's another story). So I entered but didn't donate. It sounded like fun and, hey, he IS the president. Anyway, I got 1 or 2 emails daily after that asking for donations. I still never donated BUT . . . . the day after the election, I got a final email. The president told me that his victory didn't happen by accident. He said that I was the reason for his win. So, there you have it. It's my fault. I appologize to everyone on the right. I should have never entered that contest.