Define the Christian God for me?

The Christian "god" is an arrogant, unjust, spiteful, self-admittedly jealous, sadistic, selfish, manipulative, murdering monster with no regard for human life.

God is undefinable as it is impossible to completely know Him. He's infinite and spirit. At best we can describe some of His characteristics and things He's done.

Symbolic description:

"I kept looking Until thrones were set up,

And the Ancient of Days took His seat;

His vesture was like white snow

And the hair of His head like pure wool.

His throne was ablaze with flames,

Its wheels were a burning fire.

A river of fire was flowing

And coming out from before Him"

(Daniel 7:9-10)

"For the LORD your God is a consuming fire, a jealous God."

(Deuteronomy 4:24)

"Behold, the name of the LORD comes from a remote place;

Burning is His anger and dense is His smoke;

His lips are filled with indignation

And His tongue is like a consuming fire;"

(Isaiah 30:27)

Lord of Lords

King of Kings

Might One

Supreme Ruler

Creator of Heavens and Earth

Lord of Armies

The Rock

The Great I AM

Master

Holy One

Wonderful Counselor

Mighty God

Father Of Eternity

Shield

Fortress

Cornerstone

Rock of My Strength

Shepard

Deliverer

Savior

Most High

Father of Mercies

God of All Comfort

God of Israel

Rock of Israel

Living God

God of Peace

Judge

Lawgiver

Majesty

Sovereign

King of Nations

Holy One of Israel

Spirit of Wisdom and Understanding

Spirit of Counsel and Strength

Spirit of Knowledge and Fear of I AM

Healer

Sanctifier

Maker

And so on.

Big fat gravity defying jerk that lives in the clouds.

Non existent.

A non-existent fantastical super-entity borrowed from Jewish monotheism.

of the top of my head mysterious

love

compassionate

love

helpful

love

forgiving

love

amazing

love

sweet

love

like finding the match when the lights go out :)

Creator

that pretty much sums it up

He Is.

Or as He put it. I Am

Flatulence.