Funniest thing that you have ever heard a person religious say?

"Lesbians still have periods even when they don't need them ... which proves it's a choice."

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There are "SO" many, I wouldn't even know where to begin!

One really absurd thing is- the bible mentions NOTHING about evolution and the big bang at all! In fact, the bible states things that are the exact opposite of evolution and the big bang, yet some of them say God created evolution and the big bang!

I could go on and on and on and on and on...

Oh, boy, I can think of three:

"As a Christian, I eat Skippy Peanut Butter". (WHAT???)

I said (after witnessing someone say something incredibly hateful): Oh, yes, you'll really know Christians by their love" and the onther person said (no joke) "WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT IN THE BIBLE?"

After pictures were shown of a woman's arms: "how DARE you show body parts? We should cut off the feet of the people who did that!"

This is actually the funniest and scariest thing I've heard a religious person say.

"If it's true it ain't new. If it's new it ain't true."

Science help us!

Well you won't believe this one, but I actually heard a Christian say that he did not think that all atheists were as stupid as their questions on this board indicate they are. Talk about out of touch with reality!!!!

we can read some every day in here, more religious they are, the weirdest they can be.

"God is real because the bible says so"

If I follow that logic then harry potter is real because the book hairy potter says so.

Things about killing people.

Satan put fossils on the planet to trick us... That is just ignorance.

God created himself.