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Unicorns no longer exist because Chuck Norris killed them all?

From what I understand, it was because he thought they were too girly.

Is this correct?

Update:

@Jimbo - congrats on getting reported for not answering the question.

@Fireball - perhaps you shold look at my profile and you can figure out what I'm doing with this question.

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago
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    That's backward. Chuck Norris SAVED the last unicorn from death. It now lives happily gamboling on Chuck Norris' ranch.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    There are over 10,000 people in the World of Warcraft because Chuck Norris allows them to live!

    :-)

    .

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    they didn't get to board noah's arc

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Yup.

    Cheers,

    Gray

    Source(s): Years of horrible chuck norris joke experience.
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  • 9 years ago

    True story.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    why didnt he kill all the girls also?

  • 9 years ago

    whatever you say dude.

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