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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 8 years ago

Why are aspirin white instead of black?

...because you want them to work, don't you?

Update:

George Washington Carver did not invent peanut butter. The Incas were making it in 900BC

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
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    How true. And it's easy to see them at night.

  • Flowerpower
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Black aspirin? If you dissolve it in water it will be black. I bought some aspirin the other day for my spouse too.

  • redalac
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    So you don't get them confused with licorice

    Source(s): Hey,you got a bad enough hangover,it an easy enough mistake to make.
  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Black slaves had to work...

    I'd say asprin are white instead of black because they are for white people only.. then it would be a more segregated joke.

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  • ?
    8 years ago

    LOL. Some of these people can't tell its a joke. XD

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    WOW! You took my answer.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    LMAO! I was NOT expecting that

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