jokes riddles , riddles jokes?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because if it didnt then this joke wouldnt exist

I don't know that...but I will tell you this one...!

Elton and Ricky Martin have a concert in Miami South Beach...! All the fancy hotels are full and they have to stay in a cheap hotel. Around midnight, Ricky called the attendance all upset and told him: " Would you send somebody to my room to exterminate these gay roaches...? There are gay roaches all over the place..! The attendance answered very surprised: No problem Ricky..."I will send somebody to spray and kill those gay roaches right away...But tell me...How the hell you can tell when roaches are gay...?" Ricky answered, "They are all coming out of the closet..."

Ive got a good joke so three monkeys were sitting in a tree suddenly one fell out.

Why did it fall out? Because it was dead!

Then the second monkey fell out of the tree. Why, because it was holding hands with the first one

then the 3rd one fell out of the tree why because he thoght it was a game.

This is ridiculous! !

One of the guy here ask.

how do you call a dog with not legs?

He answered; it doesn't matter he will not asnwer it...

and the :add: sorry I know is dumb, but that is all I could came up in 27 hours.

(I only need to hear he gonna quit his job to become a comedian)

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter he ain't coming.

I know it dumb I've been up for 27 hours

Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug she's having a baby in the spring.

A horse said to a stable:" Hay!"

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks?

-In case he got a 'hole in one'!

lmfao get's me every time :D

Good one lol.

What be can never be understood...?

A mumble bee!