poll: If someone spit in you re face, you would...?

I) just to freak them out. that'll teach them not to spit in faces.

and if they start saying nasty things to you just give them crazy eyes and whisper "pipe the f**k down" and continue with the spit-rubbing

I.) you love the luscious, gooey feeling of someone else's saliva on your skin. You start to rub it all over your body... yes... heaven.

How ever, if it wasn't a hot female, I'd

l.) other, press charges.

Hope that your grandma isn't near with the language you're using towards them ..

Step 1.

ask what the he'll their problem is

Step 2. Get confrontational

Step 3. Win the fight

Step 4. **** bitches

Step 5. Gets money

Call an ambulance., Break their nose with a headbutt and then their jaw with my fist and as they're being carried away in the ambulance throw a packet of straws in, because they'll be having their food through them for months to come

my only reflex would be to beat them down and than spit on them while they are on the ground

just being honest

It would be a reflex, I'd either spit back or punch them

I-call the coroner

Spit back, followed by a smack of some kind.

Usually C

Unless its a hot girl, then its i