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The Atheist
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The Atheist asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

Why do you think I'm joking?

I believe that His Holy Noodly Greatness has been placed in a pasta strainer for our sins. What's so illogical about his?

I believe that His Holy Noodly Appendage has touched me. What's illogical about this?

I pray that everyone here is touched by His Noodly Appendage. It was He who created you, and you should respect his authori-tah.

RAmen.

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  • sprite
    Lv 7
    8 years ago
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    Oh blessed is His Appendage. May He touch me with thus and drive me to my knees in wonder....

  • James Bond
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    I don't think you are joking. I think you are serious. And that is what scares me.

    Source(s): too many freaks, not enough circuses
  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    And all those who disrespect His Holy Noodly Appendage by not wearing the Holy pasta strainer on their heads to cover the beauty His Noodly Greatness gave them, shall simmer in the sauce until it's brought to a boil.

  • jupiter FIVE
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Too right. All the infidels who deny the FSM shall simmer in an Alfredo sauce for the rest of eternity.

    RAmen.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    go pop your ziti

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