The Atheist

And you say everything must have a first cause...

a) How did God come into existence?

a-1) If you say God is eternal and doesn't have a beginning, that means he never had a first cause, therefore He doesn't exist.

b) How does God magically create and pull stuff from his a**?

b-1) Ready for the "God can do anything" answer in 3... 2... 1...

Genesis 5:5 states that Adam lived over 900 years.

Genesis 5:8 states that Seth lived over 900 years.

Genesis 5:11 states that Enos lived over 900 years.

Genesis 5:14 states that Cainen lived over 900 years.

Genesis 5:17 states that Mahalaleel lived 895 years.

Genesis 5:20 states that Jared lived 962 years.

Can someone please explain to me how the f*ck this is possible?

a) The sun was created on the 4th day, however light existed on the 1st day, before any object that could give off light was created. How is this possible?

b) Your god separated the light from the darkness and produced the day and night cycle. How can He do this when Earth hasn't been created, and when different planets have different time periods?

c) A full day for a planet is when it completes a full rotation on its axis. How can the day and night cycle exist when no planets existed before the cycle was created?

d) How can vegetation exist before the sun?

e) Why doesn't the Bible account for the other planets in existence, and only refer to things that were known to exist at that time period?

f) Why doesn't the Bible account for evolutionary development, as evolution has been scientifically been proven to be true?

If so, should I call the police or the district attorney to press charges?

Isn't this the equivalence of attempting to use ignorance to indoctrinate me?

I'm interested to see if anyone can give a set of testing conditions that can see if there is a God or not. From everything I've seen, including Creationists claiming that there can't be nor will there ever be evidence for a God, I wonder if this is even a feasible hypothesis to test.

Or listen to reason where you open your eyes? It's a wonder what you'll find with an open mind; you may be surprised.

Gotta get away from this illusion for the sake of the world, this delusion has gotta go. Did you feel the way I felt? Did you kneel the way I knelt, or did you look up and stare waiting for your acts of prayer or listen to reason? Will you open your eyes? It's a wonder what you'll find with an open mind; you might be surprised

When we die, we go to Baba Booey Land. From what I've heard about Baba Booey Land, you get free booze and you get to see Bab Booey. Is there anything I'm missing?

I have read the Bible through. I am not a Christian.

I dare you to read "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins.

The Bible speaks absolutely no truth and every argument for a God has an answer and can be disproven.

http://www.antitheists.co.uk/resources/Richard%20D... -- Link to the book online

I know that no Christian will actually try this because while they want to be tolerated, many preach damnation for gays and they are only as open minded as that book of theirs wants them to be.

Hopefully this will show someone the true light.

I'm going to Baba Booey Land, full of beer mountains and hot guys. Checkmate, atheists.

I believe that His Holy Noodly Greatness has been placed in a pasta strainer for our sins. What's so illogical about his?

I believe that His Holy Noodly Appendage has touched me. What's illogical about this?

I pray that everyone here is touched by His Noodly Appendage. It was He who created you, and you should respect his authori-tah.

RAmen.

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I can...

The Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage is gently holding us to the ground. If it weren't for his Noodly Kindness, we would fly into space and have our heads explode.

Thoughts?

FSM: 1, Athiests: 0

Praise the FSM.

RAmen.

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Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage? I pray that He shows you towards the light.

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

RAmen.

For example,the first problem on my worksheet is SAS, and I'm trying to find the angle using two side lengths. The first side is adjacent to the angle, and the other side is the hypotenuse,so I used cosine.

8 over 10 = 0.8

0.8 = Cos[x]

x = Cos^-1[0.8]

a}Is this the right process?

b} To find the answer, I look for the same number in sin?

Thanks in advance!

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I am a pretty good advertiser maker, so that isn't much of an issue for me. Thanks for your help!

My friend hasa Playstation 3 console that needs a Wireless Networking Adapter for it to connect to his PS3. Price is no barrier. I found a link on Amazon that was entitled "Xbox 360 Wireless Adapter" that is said to be platformed for both PS3 and Xbox 360. My friend doesn't trust that it will work on PS3, or at least won't take the risk of buying it. He prefer's that it come from a retail store such as WalMart or GameStop or EBGames - something along those lines of major retailers, but I am sure he would get it if he wanted, since he bought an 80gig iPod online a year or two ago for $240, and I am pretty sure that if a Xbox 360 Wireless Adapter is $100 by the original console manufacturer, Sony's should be the same price, if not a little more or a lot cheaper. All I know is that it won't be even close to $240. If you have any links, please post them along in your "Sources" section for easier access. I also appreciate the time!

Whats your favorite video game:

Hello Kitty Island Adventure

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Rock Band or Rock Band 2

Guitar Hero

Guitar Hero 2

Guitar Hero 3

Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock

Guitar Hero: World Tour

Guitar Hero: Metallica

Guitar Hero 5

or Guitar Hero Van Halen

OR

None of the above?

I will be using a random generator to pick the best answer. The best answer will come with the highest number of votes for a choice above. Good luck!!

I need to know how much voltage comes out of an average apartment home. Can someone help me?

Thanks for your time. If you have an iPhone or iPod Touch with downloaded applications, what were they? Do you have your own ideas? Any reasonable answers accepted. All posted answers get you two points, and the best answer gets 10 extra points, for a total of 12 points.

Which is more realistic

A new animal made by a human and dog

A new animal made by a chimpanzee and a polar bear?

Just had to ask XD XD XD

The longest answer that is related to the question in an hour wins Best Answer!! :D :D :D