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Can you explain gravity atheists?
I can...
The Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage is gently holding us to the ground. If it weren't for his Noodly Kindness, we would fly into space and have our heads explode.
Thoughts?
FSM: 1, Athiests: 0
Praise the FSM.
RAmen.
ZeBeastly - Only because the flying spaghetti monster gives objects mass with his Noodly Appendage.
RAmen.
Brad - I am most serious. His Noodly Appendage has touched me, and his marinara-filled lines have guided me towards the Noodly Greatness of the Light.
RAmen.
7 Answers
- Anonymous8 years ago
Beyond your Jokes? I feel that's an area beyond most intelligent Atheist. Why you continue is up to you.
- ?Lv 78 years ago
Yes, you've taken a great joke that started out as a useful argument against teaching creationism in science classes, and you've completely ruined it. Thank you for that. Thank you and all your brethren. This is why we can't have nice things.
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