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Has Jesus touched me?

If so, should I call the police or the district attorney to press charges?

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
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    Call the cops! Don't be afraid. Jesus won't be able to touch you anymore...

  • ?
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    Jesus Hernandez?

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    His mother was impregnated by a really old guy when she was a young teenager. and his dad made him go through some crazy torturous stuff. These things tend to be cyclical.

  • 8 years ago

    If a zombie touched you, you should really go to hospital asap

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Depends if you felt it was in an improper manner

    and not consensual

    http://flickr.com/gp/95253804@N03/81495S

    Peace

    Source(s): The Collector
  • 8 years ago

    you need to know his last name and his address.

    did he leave any grass stains on, you know, where he touched you ?

    preserve all evidence of this assault.

    the blue shirts will swoop down on him so fast...

    Source(s): nail that perv to a cross.
  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    He touched your "privates"?

    Call your mum and daddy first.

  • 8 years ago

    It's ok my law firm will make sure this perv is put in jail

  • 8 years ago

    Sure go ahead, and come back and tell us how hard they laughed in your face and tell you to get a life, I'll be really looking forward to hearing that part. idiot.

  • 8 years ago

    If you're a virgin and female, prepare for pregnancy!

    Source(s): atheist
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