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The Atheist asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

Athiests: Do you understand that His Noodly Greatness has saved you?

Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage? I pray that He shows you towards the light.

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

RAmen.

Update:

@Katie - his Noodly Appendage shall touch you without causing thy allergic reactions. Praise FSM.

RAmen.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
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    I'm a coeliac. I'm sure if he touched me with his 'Noodly Appendage' I'd get heartburn, bloating and hives.

    I'm also allergic to eggs.

    Pasta Carbonara would be like the ultimate hell. Pasta and eggs.

  • Plato is the Prophet of Flatland
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    I'm allergic to gluten. I guess I'm a heretic.

    Perhaps there's a gluten free denomination I could join so that I may still worship in His holy name?

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I have. Made me see the great truth, that noodles are better that pizza.

  • parlycupe
    8 years ago

    I suppose. Thank you noodly one.

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