Why do women take soooooooo long in a public toilet ?

Cause we wash our hands

Gee I wish I could just unzip and pee standing up.

A woman has to enter a stall, hang up her purse (I'm not sticking it on that nasty floor), unzip, unbuckle, or unbutton, put down both pants and undies (or whatever) sit, pee, use toilet paper, get up, pull up and adjust said undies and pants (or whatever), flush, get her purse, get out of the stall, wash her hands, dry her hands, and exit the bathroom.

If she's on her period, it can take longer. If - goodness forbid - she needed to go #2 it'll take even longer. I want to be clean down there after going. I don't want to air dry and hope for the best.

We like to discuss how small a man's penis is. *rolls eyes.

Actually we're generally fixing our makeup and have full on conversations. I can't count how many chicks I've met in a bathroom and we spent like 15 minutes talking about the most random of things. why do you think we go in groups? Certainly not an orgy.

because they dropping off a load. everytime i pass by a public womans bathroom here it smells so horrible i mean GOD damn wtf is that smell.. not even the mens bathroom smells that bad. usually the womens bathroom have lines too while the mens it's only to take a piss nothing more which we can do standing up.

our public restrooms tend to be small too maybe 5 toilets at max, rest maybe all urinals or jsut furniture

That's the only time we can get some piece and quiet. We do our shopping lists, budgeting, banking, pay bills, we check our emails.....stuff like that.

Because they take their time in doing what they need to do well, as opposed to rushing and leaving things unfinished.

They're on their P! E! R! I! O! D! What doe that spell? Period!