got a question , am i really that twisted or?

am i just a normal ,,, well almost normal, American male? i like girl butt. yeah, yeah i know all guys like girl butt, but the rest of them ain't looking at that girl butt the way i do. the normal guy goes damn look at that a** and they think how nice it would be to tap it - meaning they would like to have a good time between her legs.they aren't thinking about actually getting into her back there. yeh same here, but then here comes that squirrely thought that says damn i'd like to throw her on the bed, tie her up belly down, and just anally tongue f*** the hell out of her until she orgasms. i hate to say it but every time i see a woman with a really fine rear the only thing i can think of is " how do i get my face attached to that a**