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Chris Lowe
Chris Lowe asked in Family & RelationshipsMarriage & Divorce · 8 years ago

Evil monkeys force my wife to attack me while she and I sleep what can I do to prevent this?

She says the monkeys have stole her soul and they are forcing her to beat me while I sleep

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  • lovely
    Lv 6
    8 years ago
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    You need Glenda the good witch for help. Attacking monkeys that lie about owning a soul must be dealt with.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Don't do anything!

    Those are the same Report Monkeys that attack me!

    They keep saying that they'll stop if I penetrate them anally, but they don't no matter how many times I do!

  • Amanda
    8 years ago

    Get yourself a pet tiger, then they can eat the monkeys... or just don't do LSD before you go to bed.

  • ?
    8 years ago

    Put bananas around the house and when they are distracted, evacuate.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Lock her in the kitchen.

  • The Laughing Sandhog
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    No more anchovie pizzas at bedtime for you...

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