Christians, do you realize that if you're wrong you'll be denied entrance into Valhalla?

Not so. MetroNorth runs several trains through Valhalla every day. And, you can get to it via Route 684.

Ah, well, I never did have much luck with women anyway, so why should it be any different with the Valkyries? And I'm pretty sure I could pick a fight whenever I want to, so that shouldn't be a problem.

And once we're immortal, I guess Jesus won't object to me lifting a flagon to him once in a while.

Not necessarily. If I'm correct you enter Valhalla if you die in combat. So all we have to is join the milityary. IT'S A WIN-WIN!

Don't you have to die honorably in battle to be admitted into Valhalla?

Do you intend on getting in?

Valhalla? Isn't that just south of hell?

Who wants to go to a place with a bunch of lazy vikings anyway!

Oh no...however will I see Valhallen from Dexter's lab now!