HAVE YOU EVER BEEN EMBARRASSED ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS AND PREMATURE EJACULATION?

They had several glasses of wine and were quite loud with their conversation. They were laughing and talking about me for almost their whole lunch hour. Pam even played the video of the incident on her phone for her friend Lisa. About that time the waitress came back to check up on them. Pam knew the waitress as she was friends with her other daughter Bella. She asked what was so funny. Pam then replayed the video again so that the waitress could see it. The waitress said, " He's so tiny! OMG! who does that? This has to be fake" Pam said, "No really this did happen. Look that's Ashley right there. And to make it even funnier, she was sitting in for her internship credits and happen to be at the same office of our neighbors doctor. He's my neighbor two doors down, and I am friends with his wife. Poor girl, he's short and quick!" The waitress said, "No kidding!" that's just pathetic" Then Lisa said, "I know, he's like only t

" Then Lisa said, "I know, he's like only three maybe four inches long and goes off like a firework in seconds. And nothing is even touching him. Seriously! So Sad!" As Ashley's mother Pam and her friend Lisa walked to their car they walked past the window and we caught eyes, Pam first turned white as a ghost then became completely blushed red in the face, probably now realizing where I was sitting. After passing by the window, I could hear Pam say OMG! he was sitting right behind us as they were busting up laughing hysterically. The waitress later came back to check up on me. She first asked how everything was and if I needed anything. I looked up at her. She got a big grin on her face and kind of started to giggle. She then said, "I think that I have seen you before. Don't you live right next to Bella, Ashley, Tommy, and their mom and dad, Pam and Dave. I think that I have seen you out working in your yard. Don't you just live a couple doors down&q

Don't you just live a couple doors down" I had my head down hoping that she wouldn't recognize me, so I just kind of looked up. She then said, "I guess you got here a *little* to late, you just missed Pam. As a matter of fact Pam and Lisa were just sitting right behind you on the other row of booths just over the partition wall. Pam was telling me that Ashley has been having some *really interesting experiences* with her nursing career. It sounds like she's having a *hell of a good time* with her internship" I said, "Oh really, well it's too bad that I missed her" The waitress then said, "Would you like a *little* more coffee or do you need to *burst* out of here" The way that she said "*really interesting experiences*, *hell of a good time*, *little*, and *burst*" seem to be, to let me know that she knew of the incident. She then said, "I hope that the service was good for you, it has been a *real pleasure* for me. It&#

"I hope that the service was good for you, it has been a *real pleasure* for me. It's been slow lately, hope that you do not *short* change me with a *small* tip." My goodness, at this rate of gossip, and with the video floating around, everyone will soon know if they don't already. I'm screwed! To add insult to injury, my wife came to me about three weeks later and asked me what had happen at my doctors visit a few weeks ago. I said, "What do mean, why?" She said that she had been hearing rumors about the incident from some other girlfriends of hers. I asked her, "What do mean, who told you what". She said, "Well, I heard that our neighbors daughter Ashley, you know the really pretty girl that lives two doors down. The girl that you have mentioned on more than a few occasions that you think is really attractive. You know Dave and Pam's 24 year old daughter, the one that you always look at. So apparently she was interning at our doctor

So apparently she was interning at our doctors office and set in on your physical exam a few weeks ago. I hear that during the exam you had a *little accident*. A really *embarrassing little accident*." She just looked at me and said, "Well". I said, "Well, the doctor found a dark spot on the shaft of my penis and needed to take pictures to document the size and color so that they could monitor it." She said, "Oh! is that the only thing that happened" I said, "I may have got a little bit aroused and Ashley saw my erect penis." She said, "That's it" I said, "Yes." My wife then said, "Oh Really! I hear that there is a video that one of the interns took of the whole incident, just floating around out there. And after hearing about all of the rumors, I went over and confronted Ashley and Pam. They both deny knowing anything about any video, but Ashley told everything that happened at your appointment. According to As

According to Ashley, from the time that she saw you at the appointment, you were looking at her up and down in a kind of creepy way. She said that it made her feel like you were looking at her like a piece of meat. Ashley also said, "Not to be mean or anything, but when your husband dropped his shorts he started looking at me up and down. After seeing his little one or two inch penis I felt so much less intimidated. I have to admit that I thought that it was kind of funny. I thought he would be at least of average size. The doctor started your husbands testicle exam and he was all the way hard in no time. I was so surprised that even hard, your husband was still quite short in length. He has some good girth, nice and thick. But my goodness, it didn't even look to be four inches long. Looks to be about a three and a half incher! Well anyway, by that time the doctor found a small dark spot on his penis that she wanted to photograph for size and color so that she could monitor an

According to Ashley, from the time that she saw you at the appointment, you were looking at her up and down in a kind of creepy way. She said that it made her feel like you were looking at her like a piece of meat. Ashley also said, "Not to be mean or anything, but when your husband dropped his shorts he started looking at me up and down. After seeing his little one or two inch penis I felt so much less intimidated. I have to admit that I thought that it was kind of funny. I thought he would be at least of average size. The doctor started your husbands testicle exam and he was all the way hard in no time. I was so surprised that even hard, your husband was still quite short in length. He has some good girth, nice and thick. But my goodness, it didn't even look to be four inches long. Looks to be about a three and a half incher! Well anyway, by that time the doctor found a small dark spot on his penis that she wanted to photograph for size and color so that she could monitor an

Well anyway, by that time the doctor found a small dark spot on his penis that she wanted to photograph for size and color so that she could monitor any changes that took place over time. By the time nurse Tina returned to take the pictures, your husband was breathing heavy and kind of trembling and shaking. He was looking us all up and down with a very glazed over look on his face. By this time I think that we all knew that your husband was loosing his control. He kind of gasped and moaned as he started thrusting his groin area soon reaching climax and started ejaculating. We all just watched in shock and aw, trying to process what your husband had just done. I never really ever thought that any man in his late 30's could not control himself better, especially with no hands or anything even touching his penis. OMG! it was just like American Pie, but for real. Ashley then told my wife, "Not to offend you or anything, but how do you even put up with your husband in the bedroom

"Not to offend you or anything, but how do you even put up with your husband in the bedroom department?" Ashley's mother Pam also chimed in while laughing, "No really, does he always finish so quickly? and isn't really hard to work with something so short? I have never ever been with a man that tiny. I've been married to Dave for 26 years and he was my first and only. After three children he still fills me all the way up and needs to get me really warmed up before he can even penetrate me. Dave is so well endowed. Seriously, I have measured him before and he is just over eight and a half inches long and almost seven inches around and he can last forever. Dave is such a good lover"

Ashley then told my wife, "I have only had one experience with a guy so short in length. He was still about an inch longer than your husband, and he was still even able to last for a few minutes even after he entered me. It all happened really fast and I couldn't even feel much. How do you put up with that?" My wife then told me that she just said to Pam and Ashley that she had to go and didn't bother to answer any of the questions. She then told me that latter that afternoon she ran into Ashley's younger sister Bella at the corner park while walking our dog. Bella just turned 21 and is maybe even hotter than her sister Ashley. Bella told my wife that she overheard the conversation that she had with her older sister and mother.

Ashley then told my wife, "I have only had one experience with a guy so short in length. He was still about an inch longer than your husband, and he was still even able to last for a few minutes even after he entered me. It all happened really fast and I couldn't even feel much. How do you put up with that?" My wife then told me that she just said to Pam and Ashley that she had to go and didn't bother to answer any of the questions. She then told me that latter that afternoon she ran into Ashley's younger sister Bella at the corner park while walking our dog. Bella just turned 21 and is maybe even hotter than her sister Ashley. Bella told my wife that she overheard the conversation that she had with her older sister and mother.

She also told my wife that the video did exist and that she had even watched it. My wife asked to see it, and Bella played it for her on her phone. My wife then said that Bella had told her that the video has gone viral and has been spreading like wildflower and that she didn't even get it from her sister. Bella also said to my wife, "I'm so sorry for what you are going through, but my goodness your husbands dick is so short and stubby and he has no control at all. Although he is really nice and thick, if he could only learn to work it. How do you even deal with that? I feel so bad for you! and him. It must totally suck for him to have such a small dick and not even be able to work it. I haven't been with a lot of guys, but the smallest I've been with was still probably about five to six inches."

My wife did tell me though, that she did tell Bella, "I know that he has a really short one, but his thickness has always filled me up fine. I just don't understand this incident because he can last forever when we make love. I just can't handle all this stress from this. Maybe he is just not as turned on by me as he is with your sister Ashley. Sorry! I have to go figure this out" After that, my wife then said that she had called our doctor to ask how that could have happened in her office and that she could sue the practice for libel. She said that our doctor got really defensive and told her to not be mad and blame her because her tiny dicked husband couldn't control himself, and that if my wife tried to sue for libel, that they would all say that the video was taken to monitor the situation so that there would no sexual harassment case against the practice.

She also told my wife that because of my odd sexual behavior in a routine physical exam, it made them all fell uncomfortable and she felt compelled to cover their basis. That way she could prove that nothing inappropriate took place between me and the doctor's office staff. My wife now tells me that she is not sure if our marriage can survive this humiliating incident. She says that she is done! and is really tired of putting up with everyone thinking that I have a small useless excuse of a penis, and that she puts up with that." Signed, onestubbyone

PLEASE HELP! WHAT WOULD YOU DO? HOW CAN I SAVE MY MARRIAGE? HOW CAN I SAVE MY REPUTATION?