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Atheists: What is the best type of rock to stone you with?

Im tired of your stupid crap so I have decided to stone every last one of you

I was gonna go for some phonolite but then I thought a bit of hyaloclastite or a little granodiorite would be better

We could top it off with a few basalts to the head and a big fat granite rock to the genital area to conclude the evening

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  • 8 years ago
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    I get stoned easier with certain types of plants rather than rocks. I mean... I guess everyone is different.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    You are no better than those Jihadists.

    Seeking to outdo the Boston bombers ..... dream on !

    Vomitting out your innuendos to seek merits from God is simply ridiculous.

    Don't live your life impressing others.

    Live your life impressing God and sharing his love.

    May the benevolent God create in you a clean heart .....endowed you with a new and right spirit.

    What type of rock .....would like the Atheists to throw at you ???

  • 8 years ago

    Black Metal of coarse an to have the metal guy with long hair with you even better , i mean if ur a girl.. nut i think your a guy so a girl instead.

  • 8 years ago

    Rocks aren't my game. But if you want to get stoned with me with some grass, I'm sure we'll come to settle our differences.

    Source(s): Marijuana
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  • 8 years ago

    Old school rock roll

  • 8 years ago

    A couple with points, a couple of flat ones and a bag of gravel.

  • 8 years ago

    I'd prefer a fancy type...maybe marble...golds too expensive these days :/

  • 8 years ago

    Sphalerite and obsidian might be good, but if you're feeling cheap, then shale or gneiss might be good.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Dude that's peak

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    the reason atheists dont like Christians. not religion on the whole, just those that follow Christianity or catholic faiths

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