Are we being poisoned by commies?

Does anyone feel tired all the time. If you do, I think it may be from fluoridated water. I don't know what the point is but I know its a poison! I think its a communist conspiracy. I mean they started putting it in our water in Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946! How does that coincide with post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream. Children's ice cream. I first became aware of it during the physical act of love. Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women. But I... I do deny them my essence. So, am I just crazy or am I on to something here?