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Everyone, I need some advice...?

What do you got for me?

I was already told these little nuggets of wisdom:

1) never play leap frog with a unicorn

2) never promise crazy a baby

What else do you got for me?

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  • 8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead.

    Source(s): the Wheel of Morality, from the '90s cartoon Animaniacs
  • 8 years ago

    first of all, your nickname reminded me that i have some yummy orange in my fridge, so ill answer your question and then jump into the fridge:P

    my advice for you is to keep your tongue clean....lol ok ill post some arabic wisdom about Guarded , silence and speech

    Wise men are silent.

    Silence is often more eloquent than words.

    Be not hasty with your tongue. If words are silver, silence is gold.

    Not all that is known should be said.

    Silence is a wise thing, but they who observe it are few.

    When the mind becomes large speech becomes little.

    Restrain your tongue from saying anything but what is good.

    An unguarded word may do you great harm.

    A man who talks much is open to much blame.

    The most faulty of men are they that are most loquacious in matters which do not concern them.

    To guard his tongue is one of the best traits in a man's character.

    Man is saved from much evil if he guard his tongue.

    The tongue is a lion which must be chained, and a sharp sword which must be sheathed.

    Nothing on earth is so deserving of a long imprisonment as the tongue.

    Beware of saying anything of which you may be ashamed.

    It is better to regret a thing which you did not say than a thing which you did say.

    A slip of the foot is safer than a slip of the tongue. A false step may break a bone which can be set, but a slip of the tongue cannot be undone.

    A thrust of the tongue is sharper than the thrust of a lance.

    A word may cause much trouble, destroy a home, or open a grave.

    A great tree grows out of a small seed.

    The difference between loquacity and silence is like the difference between the noisy frog and the silent whale.

    Wisdom is made up of ten parts—nine of which are silence, and the tenth is brevity of language.

    A man conceals his ignorance by his silence.

    He who says what he should not say, will have to hear what he would not like to hear.

    He who talks much does little.

    What is said at night the day blots out.

  • 8 years ago

    Never accept bets from a man named 'slick'.

    Never argue with a man called 'knuckles' if his last name starts with either 'Mc or Mac'.

    Never climb a tree to escape a black bear.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Never promise to call or come see a female and then not do it. Unless you have a veryyy good reason. And it bettter come with documentation.

    Source(s): Life experience.
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    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    Never challenge a pony to a razor-blade eating contest.

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    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    A Full Day's Supply of Vitamin C is a LOT more than they tell you it is.

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    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Repent and forsake sin and put your faith in Jesus Christ.

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