Where am I supposed to pee!?

Pee on the old man. That'll help him learn his lesson.

I wouldn't want to use the bathroom either. If you can't go outside to pee without anyone seeing you, I would try peeing in a empty water/soda bottle. Or a deep can or jar or something. You must have a water bottle around. Just put the head of your penis as close as you can and pee.

well id just go outside and pee but if you cant do that for some reason then how about a cup? you could just pee your pants then put them in the washer right away, that's always fun and warm lol or tell your drunk *** dad to clean up his vomit like an adult should.

most guys would go outside if there was enuf privacy but since you don't want to do that then go in a cup or a bottle or even in a potted plant. or out the window. isn't it great being a guy? you have so many options.

Go to a friends house Or just go to a rest stop. At Least you dont gotta sit down on the toilet

pee in the tub or out your window

go out side or pee in your sink

Wet the bed you freak

go in an empty beer bottle, recap it, and leave it in the fridge for dad

in a plastic cup or sink