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william w asked in Arts & HumanitiesPoetry · 8 years ago

CAN YOU WRITE A JAMES BOND VILLAIN (THEME PARODY)? C/C pls+thanks?

iRONSPiNE (music playing menacingly in the background)

His mind was kind, his soul was gold

But then a crash turned his heart cold

His nerve once sure, his backbone true

But what was left broke him in two

So he layed out as things went in

At four parts metal, one part skin

Just building rage right down the line

'Til he stepped off as iRONSPiNE

And every rogue state wanted bad

Well that's exactly what he had

The other fools so good, so true

Received his spine , it went right through

Today he's killing at his trade

An evil grin and verteblade

He'll have his reign if he's inclined

'Cause you can't rust an iRONSPiNE

COPYRIGHT 5-20-2013 William Weitzel. All Rights Reserved

NOTE: My brother just had back surgery, this is his nickname!

Update:

That's the spirit CW!----- I got iRONSPiNE to cut my grass yesterday.

Update 2:

Guess what he used?

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  • 8 years ago
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    The other children play with toys

    But he’s not like the other boys

    He sharpens knives and scimitars

    While fingering his lengthy scar

    He swears revenge on Mr. Bond

    A man of whom he isn’t fond

    For murdering his dear old dad

    It caused this good guy to go bad

    He bides his time and steels his will

    Just call this villain---Kiddie Kill!

    sorry---rush job.

    Cutting the grass today.

  • 5 years ago

    Gosh, i won't stay wide awake for the action picture to return out. It actual sounds greater thrilling than fairly some stuff being provided this twelve months. (The topic for Thunderball might paintings by way of fact the song)

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