Why do i keep hearing weird noises in my parents' room?

Some people are SO darn blunt!!!

AS long as your mom doesn't have any black-and-blue marks, scratches or other injuries, then things are just fine, don't worry about it. Let's just say they are enjoying themselves.

I didn't notice if you are a boy or a girl, but if you are a boy, ask your dad, if you are a girl, ask your mom. They will (or should), answer your questions as they see fit, considering your age. If they don't want to answer all your questions, ask your school nurse or a doctor about it, or your clergy. (I could give a lot better answer, but there are things which you should find out about a little at a time, not all at once.)

Take care and God Bless.

Is this a troll?

burst in the room and investigate for ur self

They are conjuring up a demon. It will look like a small human and will torment you for the rest of your life.

Having sex

AHAHAHHAHA

Your dad put his penis in your mom's hole.

Go take a look.

He might be on top.

BRB DYING

Ghosts gotta do what ghosts gotta do...

They're having sex. How old are you?

burst in and ask them one night..

your farther is hitting her next time walk in and beat him.

Where do babies come from...