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? asked in Arts & HumanitiesPoetry · 8 years ago

My first song of all time, called "The____Watcher" requests a moment of your time, please?

All C.C. and comments are welcome. I know this is a song, but...yes of course, I love poetry, and it could be a poem too, couldn't it? So, I thought I should see the the folks in poetry thought of this song and its meaning before I took it elsewhere. Thanks, Thomas

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The "TD" Watcher

I'm a TD watcher, I'm a TD watcher

Watch the TD's go by ..... my my my

I'm a TD watcher, I'm a TD watcher

Here comes one now

Mm-mm-mmh

I was just a lad threw away my toys

Found no pastime to dwell on with the boys

So I got on Yahoo and then YAP

Set up multi-fake-accounts, then went to pee, pee, pee

Oh there female you, ya look so swell

Walk a little slower thumbs up or the thumbs down smell

Wonder if you know what you do to me

You saved yourself a bunch of TD's, so I'll set you free

So......I'm a TD watcher, I'm a TD watcher

Watch the TD's go by ..... my my my

I'm a TD watcher, I'm a TD watcher

Here comes one now.

Mm-mm-mmh

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Authors Note: More later on the songs blood line

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Update:

Thanks for the answers so far. I almost deleted this, but saw others with similar renditions, so WTH.

TD = Thumbs Down

Update 2:

Thanks for being good sports here. I NEVER copy without giving credit where credit is due, but I did not want to assuage any initial answers because of this silly subject. If you look at my comment above "Author's Note" I was ready to explain this is a takeoff on "The O'Kaysions" song "I'm a Girl Watcher" ......cute old songs but favorite pastime. Thanks all, Thomas

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  • 8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    You did what?

    Catchy little ditty.

  • 8 years ago

    Bri, what can I say you no all the TD'ers are going to love this song , I bet there all singing in harmony right now .. lol Anyway Bri you're a better Poet than a song writer You make it sound as if the td'ers are actually enjoying themselves .. Ok , here goes

    ..So......I'm a TD watcher, I'm a TD watcher

    Watch the TD's go by ..... my my my

    I'm a TD watcher, I'm a TD watcher

    Here comes one now.

    Mm-mm-mmh

    every one Sing :)

  • ?
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    Nice try--"I'M A GIRL WATCHER'' -- BY the 1960s band The o'Kaysons.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Very clever parody of 50's/early 60's era, pre-computer, Iphone, tweet twitters.

    Caution: Never text while you're TD'ing

    Finally, a smile on my face today.

    Thanks, T.

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  • 8 years ago

    But this is not your song, Thomas, are you trying to play with TDS?. I 'm impatiently waiting for the Monk poem :) Hope it appears here soon.

  • 8 years ago

    It's great, but what does 'TD' mean?

  • 8 years ago

    Ha ha! Good one Bri...TD...but you know TD also stands for Tone Deaf..so perhaps they won't appreciate it! : )

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Bri, don't quit your day job.

    Thanks Michael for naming the song correctly.

    my-o-my

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    This melody has already been taken,sorry,but funny too....

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