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william w asked in Arts & HumanitiesPoetry · 8 years ago

Is it possible you're a club member?C/C please? and thanks?

ASSORTED MORONS

I like my morons ordered

I like them in a row

I like to have the worst one first

To tell him where to go

I like to feel their tension-- when

I point out what they've done

I like to crack the whip a bit

If they should try to run

I like to tell or even yell

I think that they're a pain

I like to pray-- for each to play

In traffic in the rain

I like to watch them fidget

I like the time to creep

I like to see that digit

Or hear a brave one bleep

I need them now to leave me

I need them off my lawn

I need them anyplace but here

Thank God I think they're gone

I better put my glasses on

It seems there's one still here

Oh my--- this is the bathroom

I've been looking in the mirror!

Copyright 5-23-2013 William Weitzel. All Rights Reserved

Update:

Yes CW, but how do you really feel?

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  • 8 years ago
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    How very clever William and a wonder until the last stanza. Bravo.

  • 8 years ago

    My morons I prefer online

    They're easy to ignore

    I've blocked most of the filthy swine

    There's always room for more.

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    8 years ago

    Bravo!

    Today`s first words of wisdom

    and in great semi-humorous style William.

    Oh,

    but....tut tut......

    that such an eloquent poet should be driven to such bleak, petty

    depth of dark thought.

    Has YAPS affected thee so?

    Alas! Alack! *shakes head in sorrow*

    8.3/ 10 :) (:..definitely publishable..an appeal to reason, no less!...Kudos.

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