Is it possible you're a club member?C/C please? and thanks?

I laughed so hard I choked on my spinach! I was not expecting the ending at all, good post thanks for the lighthearted moment.

Last stanza (always the bug-a-boo).

I need my clearer glasses

It appears that one`s in here

It`s now inside my/ the bathroom?

Oh no! It`s in my / the mirror!.................................? (or similar choice).

Thus you get to maintain the

format of the first 3 lines

in each stanza, beginning in the letter `I`..an intense device, here

given also, the not-quite-cruel edginess of this cerebral AND visceral poem.

made more-so by the differing beginning vowels

of the final line in every stanza....kudos...I like this concise version.

Edit: Just re-read as it`s a good poem to ponder,

and see why you might wish it `as is`.

Hmmm..mm..

Your Q...there have been occasions

when I have felt to be a

fully paid-up, card-carrying member of `idiots anon`

though YAPS has certainly cured that: - . *-------& then---------*:) (:

Dr. Seuss is shivering in his boots -- NOT

Define inane and here it takes roots -- WOT?

Meander into phrasing, try it once

and say "I need... I need..." leave for some dunce.

Or maybe go on wretchedly unaware

That Whitman clones stink worse than derriers.

Or maybe, and say, meander, define

I can use unique start lines without blowing your mind, you know;

regurgitated phrases do nothing for minds -- they just blow.

precisely in simple terms such as you and Touzours hate(or are jealous of) Chelsea and AC Milan. besides the undeniable fact that I hate AC Milan, I hate guy U much greater and that i does not hesitate to celbrate while AC Milan beats guy U.