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ASSORTED MORONS

I like my morons ordered

I like them in a row

I like to have the worst one first

To tell him where to go

I like to feel their tension-- when

I point out what they've done

I like to crack the whip a bit

If they should try to run

I like to tell or even yell

I think that they're a pain

I like to pray-- for each to play

In traffic in the rain

I like to watch them fidget

I like the time to creep

I like to see that digit

Or hear a brave one bleep

I need them all to beat it

I need them off my lawn

I need them far away from me

Thank God---I think they're gone

I need to change these glasses

It appears the one's still here

Egads, I'm in my bathroom!

I've been looking in the mirror!

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