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Why do people throw ovens at my tree?
Ever since my dog gas tried to mate with my oven at home people have just been doing oven drive bys. I asked my tree Melvin about it and he said its normal for peaches to have feelings for paper because its the circle of the mango smoothie. Btw my tree is a Japanese Cherry birch and all of the people that do the oven drive bys are world war vets.
6 Answers
- 8 years agoFavorite Answer
the war vets are simply displeased with the trees haritage. simply tell melvin to be strong and its not his fault
- Anonymous8 years ago
The banana leoploradon is threatening them with paper cuts and dragon ball tea. Also the purple Slug tribe has been throwing ovens everywhere for entertainment and rituals since the dawn of garfield.
- Anonymous8 years ago
Maybe war vets dislike the ovens toenails so the tree has to recieve the speedhump
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