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If Jesus and Satan...?

...ate pudding together in the bathtub, then why did the Doors placate the Mob with Toblerone?

You realize this is what a vast majority of R&S questions sound like, right?

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago
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    The Toblerone is symbolic of the struggle between the mountain and the valley. In the valley the evil are worshipping false gods while on the mountain, lightheaded with altitude sickness, Moses is discovering "the real god". The Doors being deeply spiritual, sang Light My Fire while dining with Satan and, Riders of the Storm while eating Jesus (because Jesus is totally down with people eating him). Then Jim Morrison wrote a book about the whole shebang while he was off his face on weed, and here we are.

    Or something like that.

  • 8 years ago

    I think that what it comes down to, is that after you look at everything from a different prospective and realize what the evidence is trying to tell you in its own mysterious way, is that with the rising levels over the amount of time we've been collecting evidence, you would have to consider that it in fact is Peanut Butter Jelly Time in most parts of the world, and u just gotta go along with it before things to match up too tight, u know what i mean dude?

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Satan is controlling much of the world today but when he gets more of the victory, that is when, Jesus Christ will intervene to take satan back to where he came from.

  • 8 years ago

    yeah, why do Christians think i care about their nonsense

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