How many appliances do you have around you ... ?

Have another beer.

a phuck ton. My oven just toned that it is done warming up, I am using my laptop now while watching some stuff on my xbox 360 about new stuff coming, my wii u (no regrets, just release some phucking games nentendorks, I dont want to wait for wind waker or earthbound stfu) and cable box and surround sound and router and that weird black thing with blinking lights doing god knows what for god knows who and god knows why and the super techy thingy that is like a thing for making more than one outlet out of just one, but with cool features that I never give a rats *** about, and my blue ray player, which since I rarely use blue rays and use my xbox for netlix and youtube and co. is just taking space. My kinnect with a towel over it because I dont want MS catching me masturbating....and a lamp.

edit; oh yeah and its all connected to my tv

I have double coffee maker.

It was 'left behind' by the previous tenant.

No one really knows what happened to him. He just 'disappeared' and never came back.

Some say he 'got evicted'. Other's say he left before the constable got here.

I found a Stylophone at the back of a cupboard the other day... bloody Rolf Harris.

Sodastreams are the work of Beelzebubble...

Um...my appliances are black and stainless steel. Since my computer is in the kitchen, I'm surrounded by 'em.

They're watching me. The ice maker has it out for me, man.

And here I thought this was a serious question about Spirituality and Religion. Boy, goes to show trolls are among us still!

Well... there's the wife I see.. as for the other appliances you mention I have only heard of such things and they reside in a fantasy place called the kitchen

(I knew such things were dangerous.. I just knew it!!)

Four.

But I don't keep the toaster plugged. You just can't trust an unsupervised toaster.

Right this second: my laptop and a small fan (unless

you also count a lamp, in which case, I have one).

My biggest fear is that I'll get sucked into my laptop and

find myself having to spend eternity staring at Yammy.

Get out of the house before it destroys you.

I think my toaster-oven and my microwave are conspiring against me.