What's the daily torture regimen in Hell?

They leave a weekly torture menu in your room every Sunday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWnqm874aOs

Some believe hell is your own design

In other words, you create your own hell.

In hell we start off the morning with dry burnt toast, then you get dipped in lava a few times, watch your own eyes fall out of your head, and get gang banged by porcupines. Then you stop for a light lunch of ham and government cheese sandwiches. Then into the cave of unspeakable horror (we don't like to talk about it), then you get to watch a video about how great heaven is, then it's time for tea for any souls lucky enough to have died in the United Kingdom. After that you spin the wheel of punishment to find out what to do next, (repeat about three times). Dinner is whatever the Demons feel like making, then you have free time to hangout with your fellow damned souls. As for the rest of your questions; half days on weekends, you get off christmas, Easter, and satanic new year. And half days every other Tuesday because of Lucifer's book club. Have fun and enjoy your stay.

I've had enough hell in this present world, so I don't plan on going south; I'm going UP !

20 hours of listening to justin bieber, 3 hours of reality TV, and one hour of listening to a John Boehner speech per day. EDIT: Mike is correct. Looks like Satan stepped things up a notch.

On Sunday April 14, 1985, the Feast of the Divine Mercy, Fr Tom Maniyangat was going to celebrate Mass at a mission church in the north part of Kerala, and he had a fatal accident. He had a head on collision with a jeep. He was rushed to a hospital about 35 miles away but he died on the way.

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Fr Tom's soul left his body and he experienced death. He saw his body and the people who were carrying him to the hospital. He heard them crying and praying for him. He then met his Guardian angel. His angel said to him: "I am going to take you to Heaven, the Lord wants to meet you and talk with you." He also said that as part of that journey he wanted to show Fr Tom hell and purgatory.

This is how Fr Tom describes his visit to Hell. First, the angel escorted me to hell. It was an awful sight! I saw Satan and the devils, an unquenchable fire ,worms crawling, people screaming and fighting, others being tortured by demons. I was told there are seven "degrees" or levels of suffering in the netherworld. Those who committed "mortal sin after mortal sin" in life were suffering the most intense heat. They had bodies and looked very ugly, so cruel and ugly, horrifying. They were human but like monsters: fearful, ugly-looking things. The angel told me that all these sufferings were due to unrepented mortal sins.Then, I understood that there are seven degrees of suffering or levels according to the number and kinds of mortal sins committed in their earthly lives. The souls looked very ugly, cruel and horrific. It was a fearful experience. I saw people whom I knew but I am not allowed to reveal their identities. The sins that convicted them were mainly abortion, homosexuality, sins of the flesh, euthanasia, hatefulness, lack of forgiveness and sacrilege.

Only the xians know... ;)

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You have to log on Y!A R&S and read all questions and answers for 14 hours a day.

24/7 no holidays. No tea. No lube on the pitchfork.

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