men health ques: help! My girlfriend gave me a kick on testicles?

Wow man thats messed up... You need to tell her you dont want her doing that anymore. You can say something like hey I need to talk to you about something..then say I really dont like it when you kick me or hit me in anyway, especially down there. It also hurts that you are that amused by my pain. I need you to stop, do you understand? Make sure you either get a yes or a no on the last part. Dont take any other answer. Cause she'll say all types of things. Oh baby you know im just playing, stuff like that. Dont fall for it. Take either a yes or a no. If she cares about you you'll get the yes and move on. If she says no then..I hate to say it but its time to leave her.

Your "girlfiriend"? No girl friend would assault her boy friend. Ditch that broad and if she is 18 or older, call the police and have her charged with assault. As to the pain, major organ damage takes lots of pain killer. See a doctor.

Heat coconut oil in a wok and when it is lukewarm, pour in a bowl. Put a few basil leaves. Dip your testicles in the bowl and keep for a few minutes. This will give immediate relief.

just man up and live through the pain----when you recover KICK HER IN THE VAGINA-----as hard as you can and then do it a second time----see how she likes it

No she didnt.

You just have a strange fetish bro.