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darkpreacher
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darkpreacher asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

Satan here. What can I do ya for?

was just in the neighborhood, decided to ha...ahhh, _possess_ this account, and perhaps do some people a favor or two. In exchange for souls, of course. So... what can I do for you?

Update:

Ouch, Milman... I'm hurt. I'm just trying to be a bro here, sheesh.

Update 2:

Sure ?, hope you don't mind if it runs on goats blood though. It's the number 1 renewable fuel down here in the big red. 100% pollution free to boot! *sniff* smell that smog-free sulfur!

Update 3:

That's McDonald's, sorry bud.

Update 4:

Eheh, perfectly welcome J

Bryan, you hire a plumber for your pipes, you don't sell your immortal soul for it.

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  • ?
    8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    I wanted a jet pack from Jesus... :( can you give me one?

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Post a YouTube video to prove you exist. Pffff you Gods are all the same, hiding in the clouds or Earth's core. Typical

  • Mandy
    8 years ago

    Could I get a number five, hold the onions, with a small coke.

  • Bryan
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Fix my leaky plumbing.

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Go away.

    Source(s): Atheist
  • jpopelish
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    I'm doing fine, but thanks for asking.

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    Regards,

    John Popelish

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