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Is there a gluten free version of FSM or is that too unorthodox?

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
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    Whole wheat is the one true faith.

    All other versions will burn for eternity.

  • 8 years ago

    Aglutenism is leading to a schism in the faith.. The fundies insist gluten is a necessary ingredient for the Communion of the Noodles. Personally I think his Noodlyness is indifferent to gluten and welcomes all Noodle devotees.

    Ramen and pass the pasta, Baby.

  • Amanda
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    A FSM follower friend of mine who. like me cannot eat gluten, firmly believes in a revelation that one may use brown rice spaghetti if the power of gluten compells them.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    FSM is omnipresent so It is there too in any form of Holy Pasta. Gluten free or not.

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  • 8 years ago

    I don't see any blaspheme in having rice noodles if you have a gluten allergy..

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Have you already tried out Paleo Recipe Book process? Start on this page : http://help.paleofoodguides.com/ . This may truly guide everyone!

  • 8 years ago

    If you think to the FSM he will cure your allergy with one of his tentacles

  • ?
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    Simply do a topical study in the "Book" and you will get a very logical, rational, and comprehensive answer.

    Source(s): Professing Atheists "Book of Pages"
  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    organics is what its all about. anything else is unnatural. So sayeth the spaghetti God.

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