Dear Atheist, would you rather be a pastor or a sanitation worker?

Sanitation. At least we have a need for sanitation workers.

I've never been a atheist, nor am I a atheist. But it depends on the person. If one atheist believes in a evil spirit, or evil people. Then they will join a pastor. It also depends if they are shy, or nervous to go up in front of 50 people or more and preach. Now if there was a atheist that is even embarrassed by the word God, He will work as a sanitation worker. Or if he knows a God doesn't exist nor, does evil. He will join the sanitation workers or be a pastor. It all depends on the following person, we all got different beliefs. Sorry for bad grammar.

A Pastor so I can steal blind the faithful.

On second thought I couldn't be this evil ........so I would be a sanitation worker instead..

I couldn't spew out BS on a regular basis no matter what the pay. So, sanitation worker.

Sanitation. I don't think it would be so bad if you're in the right place. There are places who appreciate what those people do and show their gratitude and its like a community you can belong in.

I could never manage to pretend that I believe in god. So I pick the toilet deal.