Would you recommend a song and take a random question survey to ease my boredom?

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

― Bill Hicks

MQ: Deltron 3030 - "Positive Contact"

1. Yay. One of the funniest people ever. He does a great job combining highbrow and lowbrow humor.

2. My pregnant girlfriend. Don't tell her I said that, though...

3. I'm not sure, but I'm sure Norm MacDonald said it.

4. I've got a bunch and I'm not about to name them all.

5. Norm MacDonald, Bill Hicks, Louis CK, Tig Notaro, Patrice O'Neil, Chris Rock. Along with the classics like Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, ect.

6. George is the obvious answer, but Jerry seems to have almost no conscience at all.

7. None.

8. America. Duh.

9. Of course. Neil and Kurt aren't liars.

10. Servantbot.

11. Nah.

12. True, sadly.

13. More. Way more.

14. My girlfriend's afraid of spiders, but she's not afraid of me (and I'm kind of afraid of her). I have to kill it.

15. No, but I've accepted them.

16. Yay. One of the best bands ever.

17. Yeah, but I don't agree with it.

18. No. Rock star isn't a strong enough word.

19. Orange.

20. Nope.

Song: Bad by Wale

1. Louie C.K: Yay or Nay? Yay

2. Funniest thing you saw today? nothing

3. Favorite quote from a stand-up comedian? don't know

4. Which comedy albums do you have? none

5. Favorite stand-up comedians? Bill Burr

6. Which of the four main characters on Seinfeld (Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer) was the most reprehensible human being? Elaine, by far

7. How many ice cubes do you put in a glass of water? four

8. You have been transported to a dystopian future. What is the name of the one nation in which the tyrannical overlords have reorganized all of civilization? I have no idea.

9. Is it better to burn out than to fade away? Sure, I guess.

10. If a reliable, affordable robot was on the market which type would you buy: servantbot, sexbot, friendbot, none-robots are an abomination? Servantbot

11. Are you afraid to walk alone after dark? sometimes

12. True or False: "From time to time, the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." - Thomas Jefferson True

13. Has the human race done more to create or to destroy beauty in the world? I guess destroy

14. A spider is in your bathtub: rescue it or drown it? Drown It!

15. Have you ever made a collect call? Yes

16. Pixies: Yay or Nay? What?

17. Should it be legal for mentally competent adults to sell their own organs? No

18. Do you consider Kanye West a "rock star?" NO

19. What color is your shirt? Green

20. Did you see the "super moon" over the weekend? Nope

Now playing: neskowin by the corin tucker band (album--kill my blues)

1. Louie C.K: Yay or Nay? Ne

2. Funniest thing you saw today? My grandma dancing to Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

3. Favorite quote from a stand-up comedian? "I vant to make **** vis you" Caroline rhea

4. Which comedy albums do you have? I don't have any albums but I have the DVD of Caroline Rhea's One Night Stand Up

5. Favorite stand-up comedians? Caroline Rhea, Kathy Griffin, bill maher

6. Which of the four main characters on Seinfeld (Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer) was the most reprehensible human being? George

7. How many ice cubes do you put in a glass of water? None because I have a water cooler

8. You have been transported to a dystopian future. What is the name of the one nation in which the tyrannical overlords have reorganized all of civilization? Alexandropolis and I am running it! And it's only a distopia if you are an oppressive majority in real life.

9. Is it better to burn out than to fade away? Figuratively yes, literally, no

10. If a reliable, affordable robot was on the market which type would you buy: servantbot, sexbot, friendbot, none-robots are an abomination? Servantbot. I would not be able to have sex with a robot however realistic she was, and I wouldn't be able to make friends with one, but I'd feel no guilt over ordering a machine around.

11. Are you afraid to walk alone after dark? No. But I live in a small town, population 500. If I live in New York, I would be.

12. True or False: "From time to time, the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." - Thomas Jefferson true, because that's what causes change. But in a perfect world, it wouldn't be true.

13. Has the human race done more to create or to destroy beauty in the world? Tough one. I mean, natural beauty is being destroyed at a rapid rate, but humans created music. I'm going to say we've reached an equilibrium.

14. A spider is in your bathtub: rescue it or drown it? Rescue it

15. Have you ever made a collect call? Yeah, I went to a boarding school in Germany, and that was the only way I could call my parents

16. Pixies: Yay or Nay? Yeah

17. Should it be legal for mentally competent adults to sell their own organs? Trick question. A mentally competent adult wouldn't do that. He would try to sell some other schmuck's organs.

18. Do you consider Kanye West a "rock star?" No, I consider him an asshole, (even though I don like Taylor swift). Plus his music is about as Rock as Mozart's is rap.

19. What color is your shirt? Wearing a white wife beater.

20. Did you see the "super moon" over the weekend? Yeah! My friends and I went to a hidden park and watched t.

MQ:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ryqLibxkyg

1. Nay

2. Nothing

3. Idk

4. None

5. N/A

6. That show is awful

7. 3

8. Aore

9. depends

10. Oh boy. This question reminds me of the Geth. Anyways, none. If someone isn't genuine, then their friendship is meaningless. A servantbot would probably get annoying after a while, I don't like being waited on or anything. Sexbot seems like a waste of money.

11. Sort of lol. I used to life in a sort of ghetto neighbourhood

12. False

13. Definitely destroy. In 2 ways; humans have destroyed the beauty of the natural world, and they have also constantly destroyed beauty created by other groups of people.

14. Rescue

15. no

16. what?

17. No. I think this is a case of protecting people from their own stupidity. I'm sure someone would abuse this. People(doctors?) would steal other people's organs and then lawyers would have to prove that the victim did not.

18. No. He should be slapped. North west. Not even once.

19. blue

20. No. I wish I did though.

Rocks into Rivers - Seabird

1. No clue who that is so I won't answer.

2. My dog looking for a toy under my bed.

3. My friend showed me this. the 6 levels of fatness by gabriel iglesias

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5qM5kX2_C0

4. I have a Ray Stevens album if that counts. He has an old novelty song called The Streak you might know.

7. 3-4

8. They'd create their own. Maybe we'd call it Pangaea

9. I think fading away is better. Sounds less painful.

10. I'd take friendbot if it would be like Ping from the webcomic MegaTokyo. She's so real she's often mistaken for a real person.

11. Yes. Especially during the summer when mosquitoes are out. I'm afraid of being bitten.

12. Seems pretty true to me at this point, although I wish it didn't have to be that way.

13. Create - music, art, ect

14. Squish it with the shampoo bottle.

15. Nope.

16. ???

17. Maybe. It would save a lot of lives I guess.

18. Nope. He does not make rock music after all. I do consider him an idiot though Lol.

19. Red. And I have a black vest on over it.

20. Yes

Visionz by the Wu-Tang Clan

1. Hell no

2. I watched Love Actually earlier

3. Black holes are where God divided by zero.

4. None

5. Steven Wright, George Carlin, Dave Chappelle

6. Kramer, my favorite

7. Do people actually count those?

8. Darbydom

9. See: Neil Young

10. Abomination. Is Hal available?

11. Not in my neighborhood, but Boston has some areas where I wouldn't feel comfortable alone at night as a teenage girl.

12. False

13. Create

14. Run away and refuse to enter the room again for at least 24 hours

15. No

16. **** yes

17. I'm game

18. No

19. Black like my soul

20. In passing

MQ: Bottom of a Bottle by Smile Empty Soul.

1: N/A

2: I've been watching Malcolm in the Middle, so that.

3: I can't think of any.

4: My favorite that I own is Jerry Seinfeld - I'm Telling You For The Last Time

5: Daniel Tosh, Jim Gaffigan, Demetri Martin, Jeff Dunham are some of my favorites.

6: Probably Kramer.

7: Maybe like 5.

8: Shadduckstown.

9: I don't think so, fading away might be better.

10: Servantbot.

11: No, not really. I kind of enjoy it.

12: True.

13: Probably destroy.

14: Drown!

15: I don't think so.

16: Yay.

17: I think so, yes.

18: No. No. No.

19: Black.

20: I did not get to, it thunderstormed each night.

"Okay, this dance is only for the sexy people!" --- Morris Day ;P

NP: Feel Like A Number by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band.

1. Yay for the C.K.

2. The dog farted and then jump up like "Whoa! Did THAT just come out of ME?!!!!!?" (I spit my Kool-ade all over the cat.)(okay, I don't have a cat; I don't know what that was, man, I don' t know what that was.).

3. "...Grab the back of the T.V. and "feel" the power of Comedy... When it shocks your azz across the room, Somebody'll have a laugh." - Robin Wiliams ('Reality, What A Concept').

4. I have Robin Williams' Reality...What A Concept! (1979)

Steve Martin's Let's Get Small & Wild And Crazy Guy albums... (these are all on vinyl, btw)

Cheech & Chong's Big Babyou (or something like that) and their 'Up In Smoke' album.

Richard Pryor's That N&*T^*s Crazy

I did buy a Rosanne Barr CD one time for a Quarter. But, just because I needed the case it came in ;P

5. I like that big fluffy guy. Does Craig Ferguson count?

6. Haven't watched 'Seinfield' much.

7. I like my ice cubes almost to the top of the glass :-)

8. Deliria (Just 17 Stars down from Xanadu and 12 parsets from Hoth.

9. It really just depends on your Health Insurance Coverage. Some policies will cover burning out, but most all of them cover fading away. Should I stay or should I go? Hmmm... to ponder.

10. I'd prefer the "Dog Model" myself.

11. Only if I'm carrying Skittles in Florida.

12. True.

13. It's about "even".

14. Smash it's entire body with a sledge hammer, throw gas on it and then a match, then, while it's still burning, then drown it. Then run out of the bathroom naked, never to return ;P

15. Only from a payphone outside the Catoosa County Jail.

16. Yay! I have The Pixies' Bossanova on Cassette tape. But, I know The Breeders better.

17. I sold an organ one time. It was a Hammond Fun Machine Organ.

18. If Kanye is a rock star, then Mariah Carey is one fine actress.

19. Silver & Blue.

20. LOL! The only thing the "Super Moon" was more super than was 'Superman Returns'. I've seen better moons in the shower scene of 'Porky's' :-)

NP: Beautiful World by Devo (R.I.P. Alan Myers) :-(

:-)

3.

1) I think he's a very funny guy. I could go without hearing about how much he jerks off, but a lot of his show is actually very real and heartfelt.

2) I watched VEEP. I'm really getting into that show.

3) My favorite comedian is Maria Bamford, and she does this bit about her days in a touring Star Trek Show. It's not really something that is funny outside it's context. Just youtube the video "Maria Bamford Star Treck" and it's the first video that pops up.

4) I have a couple of Bamford's.

5) Bamford, Louie, John Mulaney, Zach Galifinakis (spelling?)

6) I never watched Seinfeld actually.

7) Don't use ice unless I'm in a restaurant, but then I fill the glass about half-way with ice.

8) Zampanawey

9) Burn out. Fading away seems to indicate someone trying to keep going but no one else is buying it.

10) friend-bot

11) I actually like to go on walks in the dark, though I can't help but feel a bit more tense when I turn a corner. Part of the thrill I guess.

12) I guess it's true because we seem constantly to be at war. But I don't like the idea.

13) I guess that with all the horrible stuff we have done, when you do see something that is actually beautiful, it feels more immediate/potent. So maybe we've destroyed it, but in doing so, we highlight what beauty is there.

14) Squash the bastard!

15) Yes.

16) Why not?

17) Yes

18) No

19) Brown

20) No. I've not been outside

Shoots and Ladders - Korn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXx1tPjZiUY

1. No opinion.

2. Me - when my damn chair broke and I fell on my *** - 2 hours ago, I kid you not. Almost peed I laughed so hard.

3. …I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit. - Richard Pryor

4. None

5. I love the oldies - Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, and George Carlin. I also love - Chris Rock, Ellen, and Bill Maher

6. George

7. Three

8. Dismal Land

9. Fade

10. servantbot

11. no

12. true - unfortunately

13. destroy from a global perspective - but when I see a hot guy, I want to thank his parents for making him :)

14. depends on how big it is - if it's small I will help it. If it could "bite" me probably drown it

15. yes unfortunately

16. Heck ya yay

17. Yes - wanna buy a spleen? Been gently used I promise :)

18. No

19. Purple

20. Yes while I was taking out the trash

Cortez the Killer by Neil Young

1. I have no idea who that is

2. The Wikipedia definition of 'Stupor'

3. Anything from Kathy Griffin

4. Albums? I have Mr. Bean!

5. KATHY GRIFFIN

6. I have no idea what you're talking about

7. 3 or 7, depends on how much water there is

8. I do not know

9. Definitely. ;( thinking of River Phoenix!

10. Friendbot (I need one here with me right now I'm depressed.:/)

11. Where I live hell yes!

12. Maybe not patriots.. But true otherwise

13. DESTROY NO QUESTION WE ARE SO ******* STUPID

14. ...Drown it with mournful sorrow and everlasting guilt

15. I don't..think so

16. Nay

17. If it's for a good cause, sure

18. NO

19. White

20. Yes, through the gaps in the blinds while I was crying about how a crush that has lead me on for 6 years claims he is 'Happy being friends!'

It sucks, man. It sucks dick especially when he has flirted with you constantly and walked home with you and talked with you about so many things and has cheered you up by sending you a good morning snapchat when you wake up.

He either needs to grow some hair on his balls and fess up his true feelings or go choke on something large and hairy for letting me make a fool of myself for all these years.

I feel like ****