Wanna be happy... drink, be vain and respect women...?

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>>What the #$@ are you talking about, you silly meerkat?

Huh? Oh, sorry, letz me explain... there is a WORLD HAPPINESS DATABASE in Rotterdam and they study ways that people can be happy. Here are some things that will make you happier:

- People who drink in moderation are happier than people who don't drink at all.
- Men tend to be happier in a society where women enjoy greater equality.
- Being considered good looking increases men's happiness more than it does women's.
- You tend to be happier if you think you're good looking, rather than if you actually, objectively speaking, are.
- Having children lowers your happiness levels, but your happiness increases when they grow up and leave home.

REF: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23097143

So, what do you guys think? Does this gel with your personal experience? Also, if you visit the ref link, check out the couple kissing in front of the riot police. Is that a good spot to make out or what?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Can we really find the secret to happiness in the BBC news ?
 Can the secrets to life be portioned out ? by writers ?
of a "a semi-autonomous public service broadcaster that operates under a Royal Charter." ?
Complete with ads ? to guide us to further happiness and understanding?

And , Kissing in front of the riot police ? What would be next?
A paddy-wagon? With the cuffs on? You sly little Meerkat ;)

insloanwetrust · Answer

I'm happy like 80% of the time when drinking alcohol so true.

I'm happy when women are treaty equally and are free to choose what they want to do true.

I'm happy if someone perceives me to be good looking true.

I wouldn't know about that I think it's true I just know I'm not.

Seems legit children can be stressful yet bring joy. Financial problems and fights can be a trouble when it all goes away I can see a happiness happening.

So drinking alcohol with hot free girls who think you're good looking and you're both free of kids brings happiness? YUP.I AGREE

Mike · Answer

"- Men tend to be happier in a society where women enjoy greater equality."
"- People who drink in moderation are happier than people who don't drink at all."

Just would like to note that these are probably a case of correlation doesn't imply causation

~

But yes, yes, that seems about right.

Anonymous · Answer

I'm  already drunk, vain and respectful to women :)

The happiest day of my life was when those brats finally left home.
In my defense, they weren't mine. I didn't birth those beasts, my mother did. I ended up with custody because I was the oldest and she sucked.

How to Charm a Man, Lesson 101:

Make him believe that he is the single smartest, most attractive man you ever met. It's surprisingly easy.  The fact that I have blue eyes and D cups (all real) probably helps.

So....ummm.....yeah.....I concur....... Everything seems in order here.

? · Answer

I think, May be , Having Children Create the Tension to the Parents But, It is the "HAPPIEST LIFE DURATION WITH THE CHILDREN", Nothing Compare to THAT STAGE.

nameless · Answer

Happiness is Love!
Vanity blocks/obscures Love!
(That is why it's called a sin! The only one!)
Thus, vanity blocks/obscures Happiness!

If we Love, 'respect' takes care of itself!

? · Answer

why the heck does cvbo's answer, which NEVER has to do with anything and is COMPLETLEY false, keep appearing under various topics under various usernames? and why does it nearly every time dissapear once i mention it? (like it probably will now)

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