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? asked in SportsAuto RacingNASCAR · 8 years ago

Will Jimmie Johnson cheat this week?

What kind of illegal things will Jimmie Johnson put in his car to make it win?

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  • 8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Not this week unless he's sleeping with someone other than his wife.

    He probably won't cheat at the next race-on the 28th in Indy-either. He'll just hang his team mates out to dry like he always does.

    Chad Knauss on the other hand will most likely have come up with a few new "innovations" by then-again, like he always does.

    Has anyone else ever noticed that when you spell out Chad Knauss, your spell check always wants you to correct it with the word Nausea?

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    actually.After he qualified,he allow his twin brother "Jimmy" Johnson do the interview and he snuck and stole Montoya's rear shocks(with NASCAR's help,for sure) and extra extra rigidity to them so as that they could exceed the optimal volume,then snuck 'em decrease back in Montoya's motor vehicle.I heard they were going to make yet another commercial about it because he used Kobalt equipment!!!

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    next week, jimmie johnson automatically starts 1st, it's a single file start and nobody shall get closer than 25ft to the five time chump

    jimmie's wife is chad knaus.

    Source(s): na$car
  • 8 years ago

    Chad and Jimmie have more tricks up their sleeves than a cheap birthday party magician. Yea ole 5 time and crew will surely cheat their way to a possible 6th Championship.

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  • 8 years ago

    They ALL cheat. That's what it is all about, looking into the gray area and not getting caught. Unfortunately, JJ and team do it much better than others and don't get caught.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    He'll go play golf and use his foot to get a better lie.

    There's no race to cheat in this weekend.

  • Hawk M
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    While Jimmie probably knows about it, it's his crew chief that keeps going overboard.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    they're going to bend the frame and bend the right control arm to keep the same ride height, but enable the car to hit the corners harder and still pass inspection

  • 8 years ago

    Why change anything now?

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Yes.

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