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Would like to start a new religion (Jahohah Witnesses)? Tips and pointers?

Yesterday I recieved in a dream that from the holy spirit that god's real name is jahohah and to please start a new religion dedacated to jehohah and to spreading his holy name what sort of pointers can you give mee? i'm just a camel but jihohah has said to me that I am his elected official (that means vice president of the kinddom of heavens) and please pray to juhohah for me and to become saved accept jessu into heart and pray johaha for rest of your lifes!

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
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    One hump or two?

  • 8 years ago

    God has many names; Yahweh is the main one I think... I mean He has many names and all the names in the Holy Bible have meaning. Even today.

    Not many of you should become teachers, my brothers, for you know that we who teach will be judged with greater strictness. James 3:1

    Demons talk to us too in dreams.

    Learn about Spiritual Warfare!! And test everything to see if it really is from God...

    And Jehovah Witness doesn't believe that Jesus is God. But we don't know who God's children really are either. Never judge anyone EVER!!!

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    The first rule of any Religion is to use threats and scare tactics to put enough fear into people (eg. Hell) so they think if they ever question doctrine they will be punished.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    No there are enough head cases already practicing them

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    difficult problem search using google and yahoo it will help

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    SOON YOU WILL HAVE A MILLION NUTTERS GIVING YOU 10% OF THEIR PAY...LUCKY YOU

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Just DON'T!!!

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