do you think we should replace hospital gowns with colorful mexican ponchos?

Hell no. This is America, not Mexico.

Correct...First i am taking your ob's, temp, pulse, resp and BP. Then Im gonna ask you your historical past, present reputation, prior diseases, loved ones constellation, next of relations, food allergies, DNR reputation, bathing preferences, consuming time preferences, DOB, elimination needs, depression rating scale, then i'm going to take your BM, admission bloods and ask you to fill in an admission type. Next i'd give you a enormous smoochy kiss....Oh, wait, I cant do that! Grasp on, *gets discharge forms* Now i can! ;-)

Definitely

No, it's not sanitary, blood would stick to easily to them

I think you're onto a winner there!

No...feces and blood don't wash out of them as easy...

lol it would be like a party every day

Yes. They're so bright and pretty! :D

best idea ever

No