Atheists and Christians, are mustaches evil?

Correlation does not imply causation.

> Atheists and Christians, are mustaches evil?

"A man with facial hair clearly has something to hide. I would never trust such a man." -- Ayn Rand

I'm an atheist, but I put that quote in just because it *is* something she said and believed, and it's likely to piss off a few of the more self-righteous atheists here.

Personally I don't think facial hair means anything except that (a) the dude can grow it, and (b) he has done so.

Yes, all mustaches are evil. The hairs are actually small nerves that have been exposed, mainly from a disease. They bury themselves as close to the brain as they can, under the nose. They crawl up to the brain and latch on to the part of the brain the controls decision making, rendering it useless. This has been confirmed by multiple different studies. That is why all evil men have mustaches.

Wait! Didn't Jesus have a mustache and beard?

dunno, we only have feathers and some of us have crested/protuberances, but that doesnt seem to make us evil just some extra irritable.

however in humans, lm quite sure that if a mustache is left on its own, for way too long, it will eventually develop life of its own followed by a despotic personality that soon will infect its host D=

The only mustache that is truly evil is the one on the girl you think is so hot down at the local Pizza joint...ew

i'm not an evil doer, yet i've got faith in a device of the place loose speech is my appropriate. all of us has a fascinating to place up interior the R and S boards. So what in the event that they're non-believers. all of us has their own religious and spiritual affairs.

@Work I don't have a mustache. I have something better. A beard!

Movember.

It's evil reaches us for one month every year under the guise of charity.

Vladimir Lenin had a beard, and so did Jesus. False analogy. Facial hair has no determining value on spiritual worth