Is there a modern browser that works with Windows 2000?

I have a Windows 2000 VM on Virtual Box. It requires 1/4 the resources of a Windows XP VM. I mainly use it with my VPN client, Remote Desktop, and Putty. Still, I'd like to find a currently maintained web browser (to include HTML 5 and Javascript--so Dillo and Lynx are out) for it.

I've tried the "Big 5":

No version of IE beyond 6 will work.

No version of Firefox beyond 12 will work.

Chrome does not work.

Safari does not work.

No version of Opera beyond 12.01 will work.

I've also investigated the following browsers. They're either no longer maintained, not available for Windows, or they don't work with Windows 2000:

Maxthon, Iceweasel, Avant, Rockmeit, Galleon, Deep Explorer, Avant, Netscape (believe it or not, it was maintained by AOL until 2008), GNU Icecat, K-Melon, Konquerer, Flock, Seamonkey, Epiphany, and Mosaic.

If you know a still-maintained browser that works with Windows 2000, then please let me know.