I'm about to masturbate to pornography Christians, will Jesus forgive me?

Im sure we can all sympathizer here. Jesus was a teen like the rest of us at one time, and wasnt celibate as the reformations in the bible would have you believe. They kept it going from Adam to Joseph, why stop there?

I pray to Jesus when I masturbate and I can actually feel his godly hand come down and rub my balls while I rub one out. Strangely Jesus takes the wheel always comes on the radio at this point too...

Jesus is a mythological character, so no worries on that count.

I am curious as to what "pornography Christians" are, and how "beneficial for you are health" makes any sense whatsoever.

I think Jesus encounters this so many times he has an automated forgiveness reply.

my opinion is NO. Jesus is very strict in judgment. one who masturbates denies the faith.

however, if one has remorse, and repents it is written that Jesus is faithful and not a slacker, that he would forgive those that will forsake their sins.

also be warned, masturbation and porn together multiplies adultery and those that do not repent will not come forth in the first resurrection, (nor in the rapture).

Yes of course

Make sure to issues the pages of the Bible to clean up the mess.

Knock yourself out.

I should think so seeing as he shagged his mother. Go for it choke that chicken boy:-)

YOUR health, not YOU'RE health.

Both the trolling and the punctuation on this board are wretched.