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1) Capital Punishment Crimes:

Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Witches

You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB)

Kill Homosexuals

"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Kill Fortunetellers

A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Cursing Parents

1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)

2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)

Death for Adultery

If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

Death for Fornication

A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)

Death to Followers of Other Religions

Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

Kill Nonbelievers

They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

Kill False Prophets

If a man still prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall say to him, "You shall not live, because you have spoken a lie in the name of the Lord." When he prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall thrust him through. (Zechariah 13:3 NAB)

Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God

Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. "The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him." (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)

Kill Women Who Are Not Virgins On Their Wedding Night

But if this charge is true (that she wasn't a virgin on her wedding night), and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father's house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21 NAB)

2) Suppose a man or woman among you, in one of your towns that the LORD your God is giving you, has done evil in the sight of the LORD your God and has violated the covenant by serving other gods or by worshiping the sun, the moon, or any of the forces of heaven, which I have strictly forbidden. When you hear about it, investigate the matter thoroughly. If it is true that this detestable thing has been done in Israel, then th

It would please me greatly to visually and audibly observe the damned so I can give even greater thanks to God.

I mean it's amazing! Crippled people walking and cancers disappearing from peoples bodies! Sight returning to the blind! How can you atheists deny this evidence?

I think it would be ironic if you had the genetics that made you homosexual at birth then idiots just like you could pick on you and make you feel like **** every day for something that you can't do anything about. Do you really think homosexuals would willingly choose to be homosexual knowing they would need to deal with bigoted retards like you? Homosexuality isn't a choice.

Do they just want to fill the little boys up with the holy ghost? Why do they make them get on their knees to "repent?" Someone should explain this to me, preferably a Catholic.

Christians, do you really think a loving God would send 99% of his/her/its creation to a never ending torture chamber? Where their flesh will be constantly regenerated so their pain will never cease? What a disgusting image in my mind that makes. Your God sounds like a pretty nice guy.

I found an expensive cell phone, some fancy apple model. If you found something like this would you give it back to the owner or keep it?

All they'll do is pound the bullshit their silly little religion is about into their children's still developing brains, and threaten their children when they're naughty telling them that there is an evil force called Satan who is out to destroy their lives and a crazy God that will torture them for all eternity if they don't be good little boys and girls and repent. Not to mention how difficult it is for LGBT individuals who live in a religious family. I've heard of so many LGBT youth struggling because of their brainwashed parents and they suffer from severe depression and anxiety. Some even commit suicide.

Do you think they deserve a fate like this just because they are such sick fucks?

I saw a man go to a faith healer on the Trinity Broadcasting Network channel and he was healed of theism! He thanked the faith healer and became an atheist. Dispute this, silly atheists! It's a miracle!

Like seriously, I'm feeling up to it tonight. Will Lord Jesus forgive me or will I burn for all eternity for pleasuring myself which is a natural thing that doesn't hurt anyone, and it's actually quite beneficial for you're health.

I feel a threat of Hell coming on pretty soon.

God can't mess with your ability to know that he is torturing billions in Hell as God doesn't mess with peoples free will, right? So how will you possibly enjoy Heaven knowing that billions are in an everlasting torture chamber including some of your own relatives. Are you Christians just sadists?

There are so many books in the Bible that extremely silly, but which one do you find to be the most hilarious of them all? I've read much of the Bible and I find it hard to choose a single one out of many that I find to be the craziest, but I think the one I would choose if I had to pick one would be the book of Job.

Poor Job was a good man who unfortunately ended up being the victim of an sick bet between God and Satan. God did it just to prove a point to Satan, I mean how silly is that? The poor dude lost his family, was cursed with terrible sicknesses, and even his own friends mocked him. In the end God never really explained to Job why such a thing happened to him, and God just blabbed a bunch of nonsense and pretty much told Job he had no right to question God's righteousness. Job never got his original family back, oh but he did get daughters that were more beautiful than the ones he had previously.

Checkmate, atheists. We wouldn't do such a thing if Jesus never existed.