I think my son is a Rhisexual Homonoceros?

Worst case scenario but don't panic this 'disorder' as some suggest, is more popular with people in the modern world and speaking from the point of view of someone who has just left the University of Oxford with 6 years worth of Rhinsexual Homonoceros related academics I can tell you that you can take action to 'cure' your son now to prevent him taking his Rhinsexual Homonocerosness into the future.

Simply, just arrange through zoo, safari park or any other method of temporarily using a Rhinoceros so your son can take out all of his sexual urges in one large dose so he will be less interested in the future, this is what us experts call the "garden of Eden" procedure.

Once the tendency has been removed your son can begin to live a normal life however if the method does not work I strongly suggest you take him to a specialist Rhinsexual Homonoceros clinic to be checked out professionally and will most probably be prescribed some drugs by the name of "zurine fylpead" or if not another of a large selection of anti rhino philic drugs.

I really do hope this helps and good luck to you.

Yup your granson will become an antagonist to spiderman.

thats most unfortunate well. well first of all you should give him "the talk" and then keep him away from zoos and africa and other places with rhinoceros'

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